Bry

[Bry]

[sinistropteryx]

A man finds himself living in a run down area, vying for the affection of a woman who is already in a relationship with a medical professional. When attempting to gain success at his job, he comes across a nonhumanoid alien whose body is composed of strange tendrils and a large, toothy maw. This alien gains nourishment from the man’s body, but eventually decides that this isn’t enough, and forces him to kill someone for it to eat. As it does so, it utters it’s famous three-word catchphrase:

[Bry]

The HP AU nobody asked for

[jacquelineshyde]

Like, two years ago, tons of you were talking about it and I was a coward and didn’t want to post my take until now. So yeah, nobody asked for this, but have some magic shit AU.

[Tag, edits, headcanons]

• The Formans, Burkharts, Barnetts and Fez’s family are all pure blood families. The Kelsos and Rockwells are muggles, while The Pinciottis are half-bloods.
• Red gets his children their owls as a gift once they get their lettter for Hogwarts.
• All Barnetts are Griffindor, which made Hyde blush when he found out about his biological fathernal family, since he was never sure why he was a Griffindor.
• Everyone, included Hyde, was a little bit surprised he was a Griffindor, by the way. Same happened with Kelso, who is a Hufflepuff, even when everyone thought he would be a Slytherin.
• Jackie is the gang’s lil annoying Slytherin that grows up to be the better witch in the gang.
• (She lowkey loves Rowena Revenclaw, though)
• Donna is the perfect Revenclaw like her sister Valerie, her mom is the witch and was a Hufflepuff, while her little sister Tina is a Slytherin. Bob is a very-enthusiastic-with-the-magic world muggle.
• Kelso lowkey kills his pets every year. Or every week. Because he keeps making experiments with potions and spells on them.
• Jackie and Red get passionate about quidditch.
• When Hyde and Jackie started dating, people in their houses kept gossiping about them and she started to feel lost in her own house.
• Fez is proud to be a Hufflepuff and is always hanging around with Jackie.
• At some point, Donna becomes Head Master of her house.
• Buddy Morgan is in the same dorm as Eric and Hyde in the Gryffindor House, the other two guys with them hates them since Hyde and Buddy are always lowkey throwing shade at each other, and Buddy and Eric keep flirting and being cute. Overall, they are always making noise.
• Red may not say it out loud, but he is proud Eric is a Gryffindor like he was.
• The Vista Cruiser can fly.
• Jackie has a thing with divination and may, or may not, have a time travel device.
• For some reason, Donna and Hyde have always wanted to go to the library’s restricted area.
• Brooke works in the school’s library after graduating. She was a Revenclaw and people still wonder how she ended up with Kelso. There’s a lot to it, though.
• Hyde met W. B. on his last year, so he got everything new and nice for it, and had to endure being looked at weird because he turned out to be a Barnett. But it also made him have the chance to mess up with certain cliqué that he always hated: the popular kids.
• The irony of him gaining some sort of social privilage and Jackie losing it when her father went to jail while they are dating is not lose to him, and he gets protective of Jackie when someone tries to bring it up.
• Buddy explotes shit ever time in Potions class.
• Laurie used to bother Eric telling he wouldn’t get a letter from Hogwarts when they were kids.
• People can’t believe he and Sythering queen Laurie are related.

[Bry]

[intheheartofautumn]

It is time my children…

Over the Garden Wall

[Bry]

[Bry]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13061400/1/The-Boy-With-No-Choice

“The saddest word in the whole wide world is the word almost.” Sixth Year reimagined and lots of angst. Rated M for sexual themes, graphic events, and language. Major Character Death EWE; oneshot

i really enjoyed making this oneshot and it took me about four hours during the middle of the night while suffering writers block for my main story, “Smoke Wisps On A Stormy Night”

hope you enjoy it!!
please read review and share please!!!

thank you<3

(yes i reused some photos for my storyboards even when i tried really hard not to)

[Bry]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13013859/1/Smoke-Wisps-on-a-Stormy-Night

When the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher assigns Hermione to help a fellow student master the Patronus charm, her life spirals in a new direction. ewe ; trigger warnings: ED, selfharm

rated M for mature content: self harm, sexual scenes, sexual language, eating disorders

please read and review; it would mean the world to me!!

thank you<3

[Bry]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13013859/1/Smoke-Wisps-on-a-Stormy-Night

When the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher assigns Hermione to help a fellow student master the Patronus charm, her life spirals in a new direction. ewe ; trigger warnings: ED, selfharm

rated M for mature content: self harm, sexual scenes, sexual language, eating disorders

once again i am shamelessly promoting a fanfiction of my own and i hope you guys enjoy!! read review and share please thank you!!!! also these are my edits and my title cover thank you

was originally intended to be a oneshot but the story took me on another path and here i am writing a full fledged piece of work

i will be updating as much as i can seeing as how i am a senior in highschool whoops

[Bry]

The Great Bot Purge 2018

[purgethebots]

Tumblr is in an epidemic. The porn bot apocalypse is here. And it’s really, really, really, really, really annoying. Even more annoying than me saying really five times in a row because let’s face it:

• To check more video, clcik here.
  
• Click here to find onenight stands
  
• For more more private stuff, come here.
  
• Looking for fun? Join me here.
  
• Howdy guy, more private stuff here.
  
• Howdy bro, my profile here.
  

Lately the probability of finding a comment like this in the notes has gone up from 100% to a 10000% and it’s seriously impacting our user experience.

I have been here since 2010, @staff. Started out as wolf blog and in 2012 I used to share my poetry and made eight super good friends to which I am still talking today! But now what?

It’s pretty safe to say that there are a number of bot networks active on this website. The one asking for bitcoin and the aforementioned ‘looking for fun’ one for example. The bots follow a pattern and because it’s a network it should be easy to roll up.

I know we always point at @staff to fix this, but honestly, it’s not an easy fix. I know many people block bots, but do we also report and flag them? How does staff respond to flags?

Anyway, here is what I and 10,000 other people who started following this blog over the last 24 hours propose:

We purge the bots. The porn bots. All of them. This is going to be one big COORDINATED effort to destroy the bots!

For one month we are going to report and flag those blogs, and make sure we cut their profits so they don’t make enough money to support their bot network.

It’s very important that we do this as a community. This is a movement. Everyone has to join so we can limit the outcome of this battle to only two possibilities:

1. We win this battle
   
2. @staff really doesn’t give a shit
   

Let’s go get them! Join the army @purgethebots

[hotcereals]

This is war. Let’s FIGHT! Follow @purgethebots and turn on notifications to help destroy the p*rn bots 

[writing-prompt-s]

Viva la revolution!

[kingantlion]

For the sake of our notes, please boost this.

[Bry]

[tomfleton]

What I say: I love the 'enemies to lovers' trope

What people think I mean: I get off on violence. I think hate sex is the best, don't think healthy and stable relationships are 'interesting' enough, and I purposefully sabotage all my relationships. I frequently ship characters with their abusers and consider dragging someone along and domestic violence 'grey areas' because if you look at context it really just means they love each other.

What I actually mean: I love it when two people who hate each other, whether it be seemingly clashing personalities, or actual literal enemies (always enemies who balance each other out. Not 'anti-hero/villain guy constantly harasses heroine girl', but two people who are evenly matched and can hold their own against each other and even in hatred have somewhat respect for the other) who are fighting on opposite sides of a struggle, come together on equal ground and realize that they have more in common than they previously thought. When the two finally join the same side, whether it's due to the redemption of one character or what have you, they may not get along at first, but with time and effort the two eventually find themselves friends with the other. Only *after* they have an established trust and friendship do they then start to have romantic feelings for the other. The 'enemies to lovers' trope does not work if you cannot put 'friend' between the two.

[Bry]

Reblog if you are a fic writer who welcomes moodboards, playlists, remixes, art and any other type of gift based on your stories.

[courtinginsanity]

Originally posted by fae-ryst